"Dinner This Fine Evening"

Oh boy.  We had another email conversation in "Scripture Speak" this week to arrange a dinner out.  So ridiculous.

Nickname Key:  
    Bobby--Tyler
    Douglas, Donald Fuchi & Mullet--Landon
    Googens--Mother

Tyler:  And Lo, it came to pass that the Bobby spake unto the Douglas and it came to pass that he said unto him.  Oh Donald fuchi,  where shalt we consume a meal this night.  And behold, douglas saith unto him; at the longhorn stakehouse shalt thou sup and the location thereof is like unto the district and the time there of shall be ten and eight hours after the midnight (600pm) and thy family shall sup with me and I with thee and we shall rejoice in the steak that shall fill our mouths.
Yea, respond if thou planneth to find great joy in this occasion.  Yay.

Landon:  And he saith unto him, yea Bobby, my feast shall be with thee this night, and with thine wife, and with thine mother, and with thine father, and with thine weaned child. And lo and behold, they did gather at the appointed hour, each unto the longhorn steakhouse, and they did make themselves fat, gluttoning upon the flesh of cattle.

And again he saith unto him, Bobby, where is the book that thou hast promised? 

He spake unto him again saying, here is the book which wast promised unto thee, and yea, here also is mine. And we shall read, thee with thine, and me with mine, and great shall be our rejoicings in this wondrous thing.
And the Mullet saith again unto him, I see that there are 5 plates, yet only one check has been supplied, by what misfortune have we been brought to such circumstance? And there was much weeping, and wailing, and gnashing of teeth.

And then the Googins spake, saying, yea, see here my children. Why dost thou weep? Do not be troubled, neither be afraid, for thou shalt eat stake without money, and sup without price, for thus is my love for thee. And they shouted praises to her name forevermore, and also until the next meal which she provideth them.

Mom:  And lo, the mother was wrought with confusion.   Whereas she may have knoweth where to go if the fruit of her loins had said "Longhorn Steakhouse."  But lo, she was tormented with bewilderment and knew not where to find the "Longhorn Stakehouse."  And she saith unto her children, Doth thou mock the buildings that are set aside for the meeting of the saints?  Are church meetings now complete with food and drink to entice the heathen followers to attend stake conference? And she wallowed in bewilderment for a time.

And lo, whereas the mother realized her son's folly, she forgave him thus.  And it came to pass that  she did agree to travel to the District to sup with her sons, and her son's wife, and the son's children that all may be promptly nourished and provided for.  

And while she desireth to find laughter and merriment and food, she also used wisdom and knowledge and therefore checketh the internet to make certain that the steakhouse is now open for public supping.  And lo, it was confirmed.

And there was great joy.